Good evening, opponents. I am the Bluffalo and I play to win. This means that I want you to lose so that I can have your chips, especially if you have paid for them. I have never bought any chips myself, I earned them the old-fashioned way--I won them playing poker apart from the 2500 chips I started with and the subsequent chips awarded as a daily bonus.

I have now won over 300 million chips from other players, but my desire to take other people's chips is insatiable, so I hope that you will find me at your table so I can have a shot at yours. People say that there is a lot of luck in poker and that the deals in Replay Poker are fixed in some way. Maybe so, but I have all the dealers in my pocket and they have been pretty good to me so far, so if you pick up pocket aces, you should be very afraid.

Oh, and have fun at the tables! This is only a pastime, so enjoy it.