Nobody told me that the dealer at Kings Landing would ride a fire-breathing dragon and burn me at all the major rivers.

Some poker humor...
  Kangaroo Straight:  https://youtu.be/CZ0roHgpQKQ
  How to Shuffle:  https://youtu.be/ykd0CriwI40

Royals come for a visit
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