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About Me

I'm a retired teacher, former spy, and I also walked on the moon. I only date supermodels and hot Hollywood starlets. Hugh Hefner used to ask me for tips on women. Oh yeah, modesty is my greatest quality. I also enjoy writing fiction.

Winning poker is not about becoming a math genius, memorizing ranges in all situations and challenging other good players to ego matches. It is instead about using a simple, positionally aware, tight and aggressive strategy again and again versus the weaker players. Blackrain79

"Belief in luck is a great mystical rationalization for the refusal to think." - Frank R. Wallace