• 59,131,072
    Chips
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    rank
  • high
    Stake Level
  • 50 - Champion
    RPP Level

About Me

I don't know how old I am. In fact I don't know where I am. I'm not in Horton's Bay. I drifted downstream. I hear bloodhounds. I'm hiding near the shore, breathing through a straw. Soon I will get out and dry off. I hope they feed me scrambled eggs in the slammer.