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_ “TAKEN (chips)” "I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for more CHIPS I can tell you, I don't give them away, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you FOLD now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you; but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will beat you at POKER!"

_ “TurboCayman’s Gamble”

In smokey dens where cards conspire, TurboCayman sat, eyes afire. His chips stacked high, his grin so sly, as he played Texas Hold’em 'neath the sky.

The River flowed, the tension grew, Aces whispered secrets; Hearts askew. His opponents bluffed, their nerves on edge; But TurboCayman held the winning pledge.

His Pocket Rockets soared like dreams; Queens and Kings danced in moonlit streams. Flop revealed a Flush, Turn a Straight, TurboCayman’s fate hung in the wait.

The River Card—a treacherous Queen, her diamond gaze, a wicked sheen. TurboCayman hesitated, then he bet, heart pounding, no room for regret.

His rival smirked, a cunning fox. But TurboCayman’s hand was a paradox. Two Pair, Aces High, a Royal Flush, he swept the pot with a triumphant hush.

As chips cascaded, victory sung, TurboCayman reveled, his anthem flung. In the neon glow, he raised his glass: “Texas Hold'em, my friend, is a thrilling pass.”

Off he drives in his Jet Black Porsche; Taking a steady course with no remorse.

So here’s to TurboCayman, the Poker Sage, his bluffs and bets, a thrilling stage. In the game of chance, he danced with glee. A legend born at the Texas Hold'em sea.

So now you know me; Let's begin... And, by the way, that makes me ... ALL-IN!

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