If any of this seems silly to you, reader, that's because it is. ZenBear is ok with that. ;)

ZenBear does not play poker all the time.

ZenBear is playful. ZenBear is mean.

ZenBear gets angry. ZenBear does not get angry.

ZenBear may win. ZenBear may lose. ZenBear is ok with that.

ZenBear is unlucky at cash tables and enjoys dumping chips in tilt situations. ZenBear enjoys tournament games.

Previously: 8ipolar. 8ipolar is now ZenBear8i. But ZenBear is not 8ipolar. For better or for worse? Who the hell knows.

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