HAPPY ST PATRICKS TO ALL!! RALPHIE LOOKIN FOR NUTS!!

OBITUARY TO A FELLOW NUTTER##

POOR CHIPPY HAS MOVED TO THE NUT HOUSE IN THE SKY!! HE WENT FOR THE WRONG NUTS- WAS BEATEN BY A BAG OF PIPES HE WAS LIKE A GUIDE SQURL ON MAJOR NUT HUNTS 4 RALPH HIS NUTSITANCE WILL BE MISSED HE TRULY LOVED HIS NUTS PLAYED WITH-RUBBED-SQUEEZED AND WORKED ON 24\7 HE WAS DEDICATED!!! RALPH NOW HAS A FEAR OF PIPES AND BAGS LIFE WILL GO ON WITH ONE LESS NUT 4 RALPH TO PLAY WITH HE WILL BE BURIED-OF COURSE- UNDER THE

OLD NUT TREE##

WITH YELLOW RIBBONS TIED AROUND

REST IN PEACE##

ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF THE NUT

AFTER LOSING IN THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION- RALPH HAS DECIDED TO GO BACK TO BEING A WORLD CLASS SPORTSMEN 4 AWHILE!! HE IS NOW IN TRAINING FOR THE UPCOMING MARATHON SEASON- BOSTON AND OF COURSE NEW YORK!! Like the CHALLENGE!!!
IT IS INDEED A LONG STRANGE TRIP!!!! TOTALLY NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT!!! AND DONT CARE!!! WILL STAND UP FOR WHATS RIGHT!!! LIVE TO LAUGH!!! LAUGH TO LIVE!!! PS: YES THAT IS INDEED THE INFAMOUS

            ****RALPH THE BLIND SQUIRREL****
   ***INFORMATION ON FAILED ELECTION BID***
        *******OUR NEXT PRESIDENT**********
                    # A NUT 4 EVERY HOUSE#
              #AND  2 THINK THEY SAY IM NUTS#
      #GONNA BUST SOME NUTS IN WASHINGTON#