LOW FREQUENCY MANIAC :-)
COMBATING LIMPERS SINCE 1875
"He is limping like a fool. He is Donkey Cool."
LIMPERS PARADISE: "They spent most their lives limping on Replay's poker site..." :-)
Really looking forward to see "MICKEY AND THE LIMPERS" performing their new smash hit "I CALL YOU ALL NIGHT LONG" at this year's Limpfest.
"NO BLUFF, I HAD A PAIR!"
-Argentinians response to me saying "nice bluff" after folding 2 pair to his shove when straight and flush came in on the river-
LIMPUS MAXIMUS CUM MANUS ASINUS, LUDERE OMNIBUS MANIBUS ET CALLIUS STATIONARE ULTIMO SUNT PROHIBITAS!
-Arisdonkeles 350 B.C.-
"GO AND PLAY 2-CARD-POKER, DUDE! WE DON'T RAISE HERE!"
-Annoyed Limper facing preflop aggression in Omaha Hi/Lo"
To be continued...
Reward good play and behavior