Is This the First Video Slot Machine With Actual Porn In It?

By Scott Roeben, on December 29 2013
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You’ve probably seen video slots similar to this one in a Las Vegas casino. It’s a blackjack or roulette game with a “virtual dealer,” typically an attractive young woman beckoning you with her gaze. Or, in this case, cleavage.

Virtual roulette
Typically, “they’re coming out” is a craps term, but in this case, we’ll make an exception.

We spotted this roulette machine, from the visionaries at ShuffleMaster, inside the casino at Planet Hollywood, and quickly realized this was no ordinary virtual dealer.

The young woman in question sported large, artificial breasts, with a revealing dress requiring spray adhesive (or fashion tape) to keep things from getting completely R-rated.

Virtual dealer
Conclusion: Blogging about Las Vegas is hard. Difficult. It’s difficult.

Not content to entice players with her smile, this virtual dealer proceeds to lean over and spin the wheel.

Virtual dealer
A miracle of modern engineering.

This is about as close as it gets to porn in a casino, folks.

And the fun doesn’t stop there. Let’s just say this roulette wheel is very, very happy to see her. (For casino nerds, the part of the roulette wheel she’s fondling is called the “turret.”)

Virtual slot machine
Behold the only casino slot machine in Las Vegas where you’re pretty much guaranteed a happy ending.

Pretty bold stuff, even for Las Vegas.

How much shame do slot machine makers have? We’ll let this virtual roulette game answer that question.

Virtual roulette
‘Nuff said.