Noodles Restaurant at Bellagio Closes for Renovation

By Scott Roeben, on August 27 2024

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As announced back in July 2024, Noodles restaurant at Bellagio has, in fact, closed for a renovation. Noodles closed temporarily on Aug. 25, 2024.

The renovated Noodles is expected to reopen in January 2025.

Fun fact: Renovated Noodles was the name of our band in high school.

Yes, we asked A.I. to create an image of the Bellagio fountains, but with noodles, and it slayed.

Noodles is popular with baccarat players, several of whom are Asian. Noodles is sort of smushed up against Bellagio’s baccarat salon, so players can get their noodle fix with as little time away from the tables as possible.

Scientists have tried to mate noodles and baccarat, but the offspring are squishy and violate gaming regulations.

Noodles fans need not weep or gnash their teeth, however.

That’s because during the renovation, Noodles will be serving out of the nearby Jasmine restaurant.

Basically, Noodles is doing lunch each day from 11:00 a.m. to 2:00 p.m. (with dim sum service available Friday through Sunday), and Jasmine will do dinner nightly from 5:00 p.m. to 10:00 p.m. (A sign at the restaurant says 5:30 to 10:30 p.m., but days and times on the Bellagio site don’t match the news release.)

Noodles is west, Jasmine is east. If your phone doesn’t have a compass function, you probably shouldn’t leave the house.

You can check out the official page for Noodles on these new-fangled “Internets.”

There, you’ll find a weird photo of the Noodles Executive Chef without a head, but with a weird elbow in his arm to make up for it.

Nevermind being transported to Asia, transport the chef to an emergency room for this compound fracture.

Why would someone come all the way from Asia to eat the food they can have back home when there are so many other options in Las Vegas?

1) Convenience. 2) They do eat at others restaurants. 2) Familiarity. Like you didn’t hit McDonald’s or Pizza Hut during your visit to the U.K. or Italy.

Noodles will make its return soon. Or possibly “their” return. Whatever. We’re only doing this story as an excuse to use A.I. Noodles are weird unless they’re smothered in marinara. Ramen noodles are the most popular kind of Asian noodles, and they’re served in hot water, a sort of soup. Who the hell is eating hot soup in Las Vegas, especially when it’s 140-degrees outside?

These are very important questions, but we must be moving on to our next cancelation.