Vital Vegas

Dumbasses Kill Innocent Bat, Sue New York-New York Resort

August 25 2023 — 3 min read — 14 comments

A family visiting Las Vegas from Arizona discovered a bat in their room at New York-New York and proceeded to...

August 23 2023 — 3 min read — 4 comments

Venetian Resort has finally announced the day it will end free self-parking. We're not going to share the date in...

August 22 2023 — 4 min read — 3 comments

A popular ice cream shop, Sorry Not Sorry Creamery, is moving into We All Scream in the Fremont East Entertainment...

August 21 2023 — 3 min read — 3 comments

What an exciting time to have ears! Our lawyers have advised we should acknowledge the earless, so as to avoid...

August 19 2023 — 2 min read — 22 comments

Nobody saw this one coming. M.Y. Asia has closed at Horseshoe, formerly Bally's. We were the first media outlet to...

August 17 2023 — 3 min read — 10 comments

Some are born into F1, some achieve F1 and others have F1 thrust upon them. Ellis Island is the latest...